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Welcome to Zen and the Art of Climbing, an Australian-made blog that offers premium quality climbing gibberish at a price sure to please even the most degenerate of dirtbags (e.g. free). Based in South East Queensland, I’m just as stoked climbing at home or abroad, so my stories come from near and afar.

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Stay sendy, folks.
Ryan Siacci, Esq.


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